Simply Sandwiches, TTDI
It’s like the sandwich an immigrant mom makes for a school packed lunch after their kid demanded “white people lunch.”
Tag: Not Recommended
Fiancée Cafe, Mont Kiara
Fiancée Cafe seems like a place where the main goal is to make your boyfriend overpay for lunch.
Positano Risto, Publika Shopping Gallery
Positano Risto is only good if you require strictly halal. Otherwise, there are better Italian restaurants.
Fish & Co., Various Locations
Unless you’re completely ignorant of what proper fish and chips taste like, you will regret ordering them here.
FatFire KL, Lalaport BBCC
FatFire KL is just cheap bar food repackaged as upscale American cuisine with an expensive price tag.
Jama KL, Solaris Mont Kiara (CLOSED)
Jama aims to be more than a restaurant, but an “experience.” If the experience is overpaying for food, they nailed it.
Bavarian Bierhaus, Bukit Bintang
The crappiest and most unauthentic German food I have ever tasted.
Complete Guide to Langkawi’s Black Sand Beach (Pantai Pasir Hitam)
I don’t know what glamourous ideas people have about black sand beaches, but the look of Langkawi’s Black Sand Beach is not impressive.
Cafe Deli by El Meson, 163 Retail Park
Just tell me the total cost of the meat, for fuck’s sake.
@Chulia Restaurant & Bar, George Town
This restaurant really needs to have a chat with their bread supplier. Their breakfast food feels like they’re trying to use up the bread that didn’t sell last night